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A Little Nervous, Big O?

Matt Negrin

Posted: Jan 20th 2009 10:11PM

Filed under: US Elections, Politics, Featured Stories, Boston University

Isn't it refreshing to know that the first sentence uttered by our new president had a remarkably similar rhythm and awkwardness as the many phrases said by our previous one? Let's relive that historic moment one more time.


It all began when Chief Justice John Roberts asked Barack Obama, "Are you ready to take the oath, senator?" To which Obama lied, "I am."


Roberts: I, Barack Hussein Obama --


Obama: I, Bar --


Roberts: -- do solemnly swear


Obama: I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear


Roberts: That I will executive the office of president to the United States faithfully


Obama: That I will execute ... (... line!)


(Presidentially awkward pause)


Roberts: The off -- faithfully the pres -- office of president of the United States


Obama: The office of president of the United States faithfully


Roberts: And will to the best of my ability


Obama: And will to -- best of my ability


Roberts: Preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States


Obama: Preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States (nailed that one!)


Roberts: So help you god?


Obama: So help me god.




Why so nervous, Obama? It's only one of the biggest events in history, with about the entire world watching you as you prepare to take the reins of the most powerful position ever created. Sure, you'll have to deal with a financial crisis or two, and the planet may melt before you leave office, but come on, loosen up! You sure were relaxed when you drained that three-pointer in Kuwait.


I guess this is what John McCain meant when he said Obama didn't have enough experience to be commander-in-chief. McCain has been sworn into the Senate four times as much as Obama has. He could have recited the oath while sleeping during one of his many daily naps.


Maybe Obama was so nervous that he tried one of those old stage-fright tricks, like picturing everyone naked. Everyone, all 2 million people chanting his name, and then Dick Cheney in a wheelchair, and then Justice Roberts -- no wonder he got a little befuddled.


Obama, you get maybe one more shot at this in four years, if you get reelected. Let's hope that when you said you would "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution" that you also meant you would practice reading it every night.


UPDATE: Obama has been re-inaugurated, just to be sure that everything's squared away in the eyes of the constitutional gods.

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