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Three cheers for bashing white people!

Andrew Scurria

Posted: May 30th 2008 1:23PM

Filed under: US Elections, University of Pennsylvania

If we're getting closer to going colorblind, as the Obamaniacs would have us believe, is it still politically incorrect to be an elderly white male?

Looks like it.

So who's to blame, if you're like me, a Y-Chromosomer who would give Casper a run for his money?

Well, like everyone, I blame white people for this one too. It's just that white culture is so ... boring. No one is ever proud of being white. At the university I attend, there's plenty of cultural relativism going on, but not much in the way of majority groups.

Make fun of minorities and you're (rightfully) a pariah. Make fun of whites and there's a book deal in store.

One thing I have going for me: I'm only 20, so I'm not an old white guy just yet. I at least have a decade or two before I have to start apologizing for being born the way I am. In the meantime, we have John McCain to convince us that old white guys do indeed have something to offer. Yippee.

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